Accies Settle For A Point In Game Of Two Halves.
Author: Chris Baker
It has been a while since a match report was last seen in the vicinity of Bermondsey – after all, who’s going to write one for a 3-0 loss away In Eastbourne? It has been a strange season so far for the Accies M1s in the tough South Prem Div 2 East, one of promise on many levels in terms of tactics, personnel, style and often performance, but not in any way reflected in the league table. After a series of tight losses so far this season, coming into a big home game against Canterbury the lads were keen to put that to rights and ‘kick-start’ the season by picking up points for the first time this year.
The team were buoyed pre match on a number of fronts: Canterbury pulling their usual helpful stunt by turning up to an away games with 11 players; the return of ‘the Wall’ Sam Letcher in the back line following a broken finger; and the appearance of Accie’s No. 1 fan Rob Letcher on the sidelines. Surely no opposition team would ever have seen such abuse from the fans? After an inspiring team talk from Colesy, who promptly shut down any opinion Jake had, and the worst warm up I’ve ever seen, the Accies pushed back.
What occurred in the following 25 minutes was nothing short of a shambles. With everyone making the unanimous decision that marking, passing and tackling was no longer a major part of the game plan, the small army of socially and emotionally distant Accies fans watched as the M1s transformed into a pile of traffic cones. It’s a well-known fact that a side with 11 men will inevitably ‘tire’, however that’s unlikely to take place in the first 10 minutes of the game. As it was, Canterbury could barely conceal their amusement as they ran circles round the Accies – including a hit from a 16 straight into the Accies D that somehow went un-punished. Despite the onslaught, we were able to go in at half time only 1-0 down, following a tidy drag flick into the bottom corner. The highlight of the first half was a monster double stop on the line by Swan and then Bakes to stop a certain Canterbury 2nd.
Colesy and Bakes read the riot act to the lads in the half time team talk – the hair dryer was officially thrown at Churchy for getting a yellow for some terrible chat on the halftime whistle – emphasising the need to focus on the basics. Coming out with renewed vigour in the second half, the boys managed to create some chances. Unfortunately, they fell to ‘star striker’ and future match w*nker, Steven Lowe, who managed to air shot on the reverse at the top of the D, then air shot on his strong stick, before falling over in a heap (a now weekly event for poor Steven). Canterbury picked up the loose ball and ran straight down the other end to win a corner. The resulting drag flick was saved up in to the air, and the boys watched as it came down with snow on it before being calmly slotted under Bakes for their second. 2-0 down, 15 mins to go, and Fresher Ollie Gadsby had already given up on the result – “we could have gotten points today.”
But this sort of overt pessimism was exactly what the Accies required. Canterbury genuinely were getting tired now, and the cards were creeping in for them as well. The Accies were able to dominate possession and space for the remainder of the match, fashioning chance after chance. Colesy got the comeback rolling with a clinical push into the corner having rounded a player in the middle of the D, before two well executed short corner routines saw a deflection for Jake Bullock, and a tap in for Danny Bond (his second of the season putting him as our highest goal-scorer 5 games in…). At 3-2 up, the lads were well in charge and Canterbury had pretty much given up, when the Accies won a corner with 2 mins to go. However, rather than put the game away, Bondy elected to scuff the injection and the writing was on the wall. The opposition had the ball in the D three further times before the inevitable happened and the ball was spooned into the far corner of the goal from close range for the equaliser. A strange feeling at the final whistle – on balance, a point is a decent result to get us going in the league, but there was a feeling of what could have been at 3-2 up.
After the game, a good time was had by all at pitchside supporting the L1s and M2s before the rain hit. Onwards and upwards to a huge game away against Purley next week.
Man: Higgs, Casey, Cooper (none of whom actually played)
W*nker: Steven Lowe
Squad: Baker; Swan, James, Johnson, Letcher, Gadsby; Wheeler, Bond, Bullock, Church, Popplewell; Coles, Lowe, Currie, Francis, Brooke